Top 5 ✪ Take 5 Friday: 10.11.2013 Edition

Published October 12, 2013 by swanielwolfambrosia2010

Here are the Top 5 News Headlines:
1.  Warhol painting of Wayne Gretzky could fetch $200K at auction after 3 decades of meeting at Manhattan
2.  Bionic Man close to reality, even if man who leant his face to project once called him revolting.
3.  Severe strain of seawater bacteria makes 31 sick in FL this year, not crossing a widow’s mind
4.  DC lottery winners cannot cash in winnings thanks to gov shutdown…. thanks a lot, Boehner, you stupid motherfucker, you.
And….this last one is also the Take 5 of the week……..Sorry, Mrs. Ha, but your friend, Mr. Marks…..

Found dead in Chi-town alleyway.

To the Marks family, and to the MasterChef people, my sincerest condolences to all.  Here is the stance I must sign off for the 7 ft chef:

May you gracefully prepare meals in Heaven,
As Jesus Christ welcomes you to the sky….
Your sudden death on Earth will mean great tears of hurt to those who really loved you,
We did not expect you….to say goodbye.



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