Hiya, people. A little FYI on yesterday’s post:
While I was at the clinic, my uncle took my Mortal Kombat Trilogy and put it under the bed, as it turned out, so I was the investigative douchebag on that post, so I sincerely apologize to you and to God for that, okay?
Let’s get going to the top 5 News Headlines of la noche:
1. Remarkable Titanic Violin, Believed To Have Been Played As Doomed Ship Sank, Expected To Fetch £200,000
2. Giant Asteroid Zips By Earth
3. Italian military court convicts ex-Nazi for 1943 massacre of 120 officers in Greece
4. Cop Who Watches Too Much Breaking Bad Confuses Jolly Ranchers for Crystal Meth
5. 1st Flying Car by 2015
I’m a take 5 words and just say that I love:
Peanut butter and dark chocolate.