Hey people! Here’s something that will make you go:
Have you lost your mind?!
On today’s episode of Judge Mathis, on the third case, to be exact, a dumbass dude, the defendant, drunk as a skunk and high as a kite, in the words of Judge Judith Sheindlin, jumped off the roof of the plaintiff’s daughter’s house and ended up falling flat on his front side-spread eagle-and ruined the piece of her pool that holds the water! Judgment was in favor of the plaintiff ($395).
The reason why I got a little po’d at that: To be honest, synchronized swimmers jump to the water. Professionally. But, I guess the alcohol and weed got him thinking wrong. About flying, like Superman.
That is all for now, folks! I will try to see if I can start my Words of the Day posts by the time I get to the donut shop or public library today.