Things That Piss Me The Fuck Off Tuesday: 12.10.2013 Edition

Published December 10, 2013 by swanielwolfambrosia2010

Hey people!  Here’s something that will make you go:

Have you lost your mind?!

On today’s episode of Judge Mathis, on the third case, to be exact, a dumbass dude, the defendant, drunk as a skunk and high as a kite, in the words of Judge Judith Sheindlin, jumped off the roof of the plaintiff’s daughter’s house and ended up falling flat on his front side-spread eagle-and ruined the piece of her pool that holds the water!  Judgment was in favor of the plaintiff ($395).

The reason why I got a little po’d at that:  To be honest, synchronized swimmers jump to the water.  Professionally.  But, I guess the alcohol and weed got him thinking wrong.  About flying, like Superman.

That is all for now, folks!  I will try to see if I can start my Words of the Day posts by the time I get to the donut shop or public library today.



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