Things That Piss Me The Fuck Off Tuesday: The Vocal’s So Dreaded I’d Rather Concentrate To Deadmau5 Than That Shit Edition (9/15/15)

Published September 15, 2015 by swanielwolfambrosia2010

Brothers + Sisters of the International Social Scene:

I have 2 questions that need a definitively precise answer:

Why is it that I have a strong, beautifully crafted singing voice of Soprano, with 6 years of middle and high school choral experience, but my own mother, out of all the people of the world, has a singing voice so fucking terrible I’d rather run away with Kristen Jaymes Stewart and Caitlyn Jenner and never come out of Hollywood again than listen to her fail at singing every time I turn around to hear her dreadful out of tune singing to Metallica?

If the statement in the first question is true…then am I the only person whose perfect pitch voice was, is, and NEVER, EVER will be compared with such garbage as the off-pitch singing of a relative?

I just wanted to put this out there, and….I may make this short as shit, but, right now, Mom… I have something to say about your Big 8 job:  You shouldn’t have quit that job for Social Security.  Just saying.

♥Rose♥

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