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Update: Tuesday, August 5, 2014

Published August 5, 2014 by swanielwolfambrosia2010

Hello, People!  I missed blogging so much the call of updating my life became too strong to deny.  I will blog on Tumblr and WordPress more often from now on…..if I can follow through with this, then I can follow through my promises as a future member of the Catholic Church (more details about this in a 2015 blog post), so here is an update on my life as an individual:

Three months ago, I moved in with my mother and stepfather.

Four days ago, Mom, Stepdad and I moved into a spacious 2 bedroom, 2 bathroom apartment.  I saw it thrice, and felt comfort and happiness at once.   After last minute packing the day before, I was relieved to have moved from the ghetto inferno that has burned me for 15 years.

 Three months ago, I switched payees and got my first debit card.  I was getting $40/week for allowance, but now I get $50/week, plus $63 for the cell phone bill.

This morning, I paid my library fines ($29.70 [$28.70 for the fines, $1 more for paying it all online]) and for the change of address to my TX ID ($11).  In between all this, I ordered $66.39 worth of 5 books and 3 video games, and ordered $21.12 in Kindle books.

This just in:  Wi-Fi and cable are back in session!  Now I can play some Skrillex and Korn on my tablet without incident!  ^^  Now I can rule the universe, lol.  I really can’t wait for my stuff to come on either grandma’s birthday (8/11) or the 26th of this month, so I can get to pay my phone bill 9 days in advance and get some more stuff on Amazon.

Gangland’s on H2, and I am very happy today. I might be able to blog later on tonight’s Things That Piss Me The **** Off Tuesday.  Thank God for another day.  And a bunch of first time things, pretty much.

From Texas with Love, Swaniel Rose Angel Ambrosia Morgan


Top 6 + Take 6 Sunday: 3/2/2014 Edition

Published March 2, 2014 by swanielwolfambrosia2010

Hi, people!  Back in action, with a shiny new number and a shiny new toy, lol.  Anyways, here are the top six news headlines:

1) Prince George’s First Royal Tour
2) Jim Parsons’ SNL Monologue Reminds Us That He’s Not Sheldon Cooper
3) FDA Expands Access To Generic Morning After Pill
4) “Cookie Monster” Steals Cash From Girl Scouts
5) 4 Hikers Saved From Flooding In California Storm
6) Pope Hopes Dialogue Can Prevail In Ukraine

I was in church this morning, and all the songs and the closing prayer of that sermon had me in tears so much that I realized I had to re-prioritize my life all over again as I cried from a humiliating embarrassment (mentally and spiritually, of course), but, now that I think about priority, it should be very clear that Christ should’ve been kept in my life and not the Enemy in the first place…..
I really don’t need the Enemy to ruin my happiness again, so tonight I’ll pray for my on again off again love connection to be on….this time, I’m really wishing to be on for good.  If not, might as well put the rest of my adult life in His hands.

It took me more than six minutes to write this, so I will try to rethink life as an individual, who is sick and tired of being the exile, and, if better comes to better, I will continue prayer like I used to, even if it’s at least five minutes a day…..as soon as things come back to normal with me on my own, then things will be as God intended.


S.R. Morgan

…I should nev…

Published January 23, 2014 by swanielwolfambrosia2010

…I should never have believed death had undone so many.
-Dante, The Divine Comedy (’50 Translation), Inferno, Canto 3

Today, two relatives passed away.

And this quote means that wishing death for someone will come to bite you in the rear by godly punishment

Knowing myself, that godly punishment would be dropping into the city of Dis and coming a manchop forever. (Manchop: Satan’s version of raw meat a la cannibalism).  Part of my belief of what Hell is in my head.



♥Swaniel Morgan♥

Top 6 · Take 6 Sunday: 1.19.2014 Edition

Published January 19, 2014 by swanielwolfambrosia2010

Hi, people!  This Sunday marks the first Sunday post of 2014 (Sorry I’m late, lol).  Here are the Top 6 News Headlines:

1.  NBC Announces Peter Pan For Next Live Production
2.  New Bachelor Juan Pablo Galavis Apologizes For Calling Gays “Pervert”
3.  Coffee Shop Called Flames Goes Up In Flames
4.  Maryland Mother Kills Her Two Children in Exorcism
5.  Lawyer:  Boy Jailed in Philly Shooting Not To Blame
6.  Twin Blasts in Bangkok Protests Wound 28

So, for all you literature freaks out there, here are 6 words for today’s blog post:

Happy birthday to Edgar Allan Poe!

That’s all for this one, folks.  I will blog ya tomorrow!  😉

Love, SwaniRose Morgan.

Things That Piss Me The Fuck Off Tuesday: 1.7.2014 Edition

Published January 8, 2014 by swanielwolfambrosia2010

It’s day 7 of 2014 and I just got repissed the MF off by a flashback:  The flashback of being hit on by a FB friend who wants nothin’ but use me for the P.  A New Yorker TRIED to fuck my relationship with my novio up by hitting me with the truth―which, by the way, pisses me off more than Josh Groban, lol―but, then, I just realized one thing that made all shit clear: If I can prevent such scandals from ever happening again, first promise-not threaten, but promise!-to block, from my FBs, every dumbass MF who doesn’t understand the terms in a relationship, taken, and the most important word that they don’t ever understand:  no.  And, then, just then…should they never….BLOCK ‘EM ANYWAY!  When I blocked that NYer, all I could say to myself was:  Mission A-f***ing-ccomplished.  If I could go back to 2011, when I was procrastinating from community college, because I chose to, I would have my sister, Kayla Maxwell, slap my face with textbook, but, the truth is:  I can’t, so I shan’t, anyway…..*sigh*.  The good news, however, is:  I have blocked a few dumbasses from my FB view as Swaniel, and, boy! do I feel amazing as ever in 2014!  So, all my taken people,

♪If ya happy and ya know it,
Block Scandalous
If ya happy and ya know it,
Block Scandalous
If ya happy with ya lovelife
And really wanna be a hub or wife
If ya happy and ya know it
Block Scandalous!♪

So, ‘member that, and all will watch they mouth once the block is on ’em!  Guaranteed!  #InJesusName

I know, I should have done this blog last Tuesday, but, hey, I will make it up to you all in 2014!  I promise!

55 m before bedtime, so….

Happy 2014 to all!  Follow me on Twitter:


(ICYMI:  I will be doing Twitter #3 in 8 days, so watch out now!)

Follow or Friend Request Me on Facebook:

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Lancelot Rose Vinci (Maverick Swaniel)

(ICYMI:  FB #3 will be created as well, folks!)

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I will see you all tomorrow.


Top 6 ✪ Take 6 Sunday: 12.15.2013 Edition

Published December 15, 2013 by swanielwolfambrosia2010

Hiya, people!  I really want to take this time to say that last night was not as awesome as the time KORN’s latest album, but I hope Mom will make it up to me.

Here are the Top 6 news headlines:

1.  Newton School Shooting Anniversary this weekend.  My ♥ goes out to all the families of those who died, especially that of the shooter.

2.  Mandela buried in ancestral grounds.  Mandela passed 10 days ago, as you all know, and a lot of my respect and my ♥, as well, go out to the Mandela family…..

3.  Jordan Graham accepts plea deal in newlywed murder case.

4.  New Beatles recordings to be out on iTunes.

5.  NK dictator executes his own uncle.

6.  Khloe Kardashian files for divorce from Lamar Odom….(In my opinion, it ain’t about $.  It’s about how many excuses this dude brings up, and I believe they went too far for poor Khloe)

Only 6 words can describe last night:

The music rocked.  The rest didn’t.

That’s all the time I got, folks.  I will try to get a daily double dose of words of every day starting either today or new year’s day 2014.  I hope sooner, because sometimes life in a flat can be very boring.



Things That Piss Me The Fuck Off Tuesday: 12.10.2013 Edition

Published December 10, 2013 by swanielwolfambrosia2010

Hey people!  Here’s something that will make you go:

Have you lost your mind?!

On today’s episode of Judge Mathis, on the third case, to be exact, a dumbass dude, the defendant, drunk as a skunk and high as a kite, in the words of Judge Judith Sheindlin, jumped off the roof of the plaintiff’s daughter’s house and ended up falling flat on his front side-spread eagle-and ruined the piece of her pool that holds the water!  Judgment was in favor of the plaintiff ($395).

The reason why I got a little po’d at that:  To be honest, synchronized swimmers jump to the water.  Professionally.  But, I guess the alcohol and weed got him thinking wrong.  About flying, like Superman.

That is all for now, folks!  I will try to see if I can start my Words of the Day posts by the time I get to the donut shop or public library today.



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