I’m tougher than nails
I can promise you that!
Step out of line
And you’ll get bitchslapped back! -Godsmack, Cryin’ Like A Bitch
My loyal fans: Guess. Who’s. Back.
As you should know, my Poppa turned the sound back on the TV, hence the featured Aggretsuko (Aggressive Retsuko) image from Google. Poor red panda, though.
I can’t wait to get myself back into routine once + for fucking all, yo, because, honestly, my clean-ass record isn’t looking too wonderful right now. You could say I’m a combination of Alisa, Nina, Devil Jin and Jinpachi at the same time when pissed the fuck off, and I’m so trying to breathe into serenity, like, it’s harder every single day that you’re living with an older couple almost twenty years apart. But, hey, I’ve put up with my grandma since 2 weeks old, so, don’t please fucking try me, for it ain’t Fri-yay….yet. Oh, and unless you have chocolate or a challenge for a Tekken 7 fight handy, you better get your ass(es) to stepping right the fuck now, because my inner Jinpachi is ready for war…and I ain’t saying Sailor Mars, either.
So far, my allowance is so fucking depleted from helping my mom out, so I can’t go out until I get paid back. (Sorry, Laura. But, please, please, please, tell the folks I say hi, though).
Alright, I just got my copy of Soundless and the audiobook copy of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban on cassette tape in the mail today, which is an accomplishment in itself. Happiness is listening to your favorite stories on cassette tape, you know? I can’t wait to fucking dive into Rice + Rowling so I can make progress on my reading goal of twelve books for this year, since, honestly, again, I’m behind by one book. I fucking hate that. Honestly. “Being behind is my favorite pasttime,” said nobody punctual. Ever. On to the next one.
Since the sound is on, and so is the KBC finale, I can’t record my reading videos until the shit ends or the oldies are asleep. (I need to shower to distract myself, so I’ll be right back in my HK PJs.)
Sorry for the long wait, but, I needed something to eat and shit.
It’s time to end this post with a congratulations to Linzey for winning the Kids’ Baking Championship tonight. Spring Baking Championship will begin next Monday, so I’m not spoiling shit until the very end, aight!
Until next time… ♥